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About me:
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My musical ambitions:
Instruments I play:
I'll pluck away on a guitar and do the keyboard thing no prob although I'm quite content being a producer, . . or just banging on things and yelling into a broken mic.
My gear:
Yamaha YPT-300, 2 Casio SK1s purchased at a garage sale, a small assortment of electronic noise-making toys. Guitar. Lots of wires and Duct tape.
Favorite artist:
Fartlord
Favorite album:
Fartlord's Greatest Hits
Best concert attended:
All of them
fartlord's TOP 5:
- Wesley Willis
- Pink Floyd
- White Zombie
- Devo
- Electric Light Orchestra













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Broadcast message: I'm no longer active on Splice, since I prefer working locally (Audacity).
All of the older, recent and upcoming songs can be found on my audio area. Feel free to listen or drop me a note: asaguare at raschedv dot net.
You see cute little tykes
I see bagel bites
You wanna kiss their cheeks
I wanna fry them up and eat
You think I'm cannibalisitc
I think I'm merely realistic
So juicy
So tender
So meaty
Not slender
So plump
So round
So golden
And brown
Tell me when do we eat?
Mmm I love me some fresh meat!!
CAN I EAT YOUR BABY??!!
I promise I will keep it kosher
CAN I EAT YOUR BABY???!!!
I don't add cheese or flour
CAN I EAT YOUR BABY??!!!
I wont add preservatives or MSG
Will you please just give me your baby?
You see cute toesies
I see cocktail weenies
You wanna hold their hands
I wanna frying pan
You think I'm psychotic
I think I'm just honest
So yummy
So sweet
So perfect
To eat
So clean
So new
So perfect
For Stew
LET ME EAT YOUR BABY!!!!!
I promise I will keep it kosher
LET ME EAT YOUR BABY!!!!!
I don't use cheese or flour
LET ME EAT YOUR BABY!!!!!
I wont add preservatives or MSG
Will you please just give me your baby?
I
EAT
BABIES
I'M
NOT
CRAZY
YOU
WOULD
TOO
IF
YOU
ONLY
KNEW
(guitar riff: ner na ner nerrr nananana nerrr rraaaowwowowowooowwww!!!)
I will defientely come up with some lyrics for "I Eat Babies" and it will be super epic and it will rock your socks. make me famous!!! hahaha.
Haha "Rock me", this will be the 1st one to check when rendering is up.
Yeah, strange thing, these cover copyrights. Meanwhile got 4 popsong remakes and emailed the original author in each case. Only the Bangles manager answered so far- he said, my version shall not sound like the original... well this is relative. Of course it sounds like the original, but I stamped it with my own style, so what? Dunno if he even listened. Honestly, guess nobody's interested in a hobby musician's free and humble crap... these Splice sequencer songs just can't compete against a professional high quality studio production, so it's obvoious: our works can't mess up music market.
However, turned back to my own compositions last week. Nuff remakes done.
This time I've put hands on a pretty groovy popsong, just to come away from these slow ballads.
Has also a kewl guitar part, so it should meet your gusto... Egyptian Walk.