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fartlord

98 years old, Male

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  • friends: 63
  • fans: 29
  • profile views: 6566
  • comments: 143
  • songs: 83
  • sounds: 777
  • date joined: 2 years, 2 months ago
  • last login: 3 days, 12 hours ago

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About me: Im not sure how to embed a link, check it out though. : ) My musical ambitions: Instruments I play: I'll pluck away on a guitar and do the keyboard thing no prob although I'm quite content being a producer, . . or just banging on things and yelling into a broken mic. My gear: Yamaha YPT-300, 2 Casio SK1s purchased at a garage sale, a small assortment of electronic noise-making toys. Guitar. Lots of wires and Duct tape.
Favorite artist: Fartlord Favorite album: Fartlord's Greatest Hits Best concert attended: All of them fartlord's TOP 5:
  1. Wesley Willis
  2. Pink Floyd
  3. White Zombie
  4. Devo
  5. Electric Light Orchestra

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take me there remix

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take me there remix

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Created: 2 months, 3 weeks agoLength: 02:24

Rock Me Asaguare

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Rock Me Asaguare

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Created: 3 months, 1 week agoLength: 01:50

Just a beat

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Just a beat

by fartlord
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Created: 4 months agoLength: 01:21

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chopbeat

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chopbeat

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Created: 1 week, 3 days agoLength: 00:07

29ac12cf61da65618fc798a0c4f56b55

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29ac12cf61da65618fc798a0c4f56b55

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Created: 3 weeks, 4 days agoLength: 00:01

c6aec8b50d771f79b132e0af05b23bb8

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c6aec8b50d771f79b132e0af05b23bb8

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Created: 3 weeks, 4 days agoLength: 00:00

Friends

DJ_qtipp

music is my business and business is ...

YouriAce

Back in Business...

Fans

DJ_qtipp

music is my business and business is ...

somabid

Might as well be

Comments

Asaguare says: Posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago | Permalink

Broadcast message: I'm no longer active on Splice, since I prefer working locally (Audacity).
All of the older, recent and upcoming songs can be found on my audio area. Feel free to listen or drop me a note: asaguare at raschedv dot net.

LilMissToxic says: Posted 1 month, 2 weeks ago | Permalink

You see cute little tykes
I see bagel bites
You wanna kiss their cheeks
I wanna fry them up and eat
You think I'm cannibalisitc
I think I'm merely realistic
So juicy
So tender
So meaty
Not slender
So plump
So round
So golden
And brown
Tell me when do we eat?
Mmm I love me some fresh meat!!

CAN I EAT YOUR BABY??!!
I promise I will keep it kosher
CAN I EAT YOUR BABY???!!!
I don't add cheese or flour
CAN I EAT YOUR BABY??!!!
I wont add preservatives or MSG
Will you please just give me your baby?

You see cute toesies
I see cocktail weenies
You wanna hold their hands
I wanna frying pan
You think I'm psychotic
I think I'm just honest
So yummy
So sweet
So perfect
To eat
So clean
So new
So perfect
For Stew

LET ME EAT YOUR BABY!!!!!
I promise I will keep it kosher
LET ME EAT YOUR BABY!!!!!
I don't use cheese or flour
LET ME EAT YOUR BABY!!!!!
I wont add preservatives or MSG
Will you please just give me your baby?

I
EAT
BABIES
I'M
NOT
CRAZY
YOU
WOULD
TOO
IF
YOU
ONLY
KNEW

(guitar riff: ner na ner nerrr nananana nerrr rraaaowwowowowooowwww!!!)

LilMissToxic says: Posted 1 month, 2 weeks ago | Permalink

I will defientely come up with some lyrics for "I Eat Babies" and it will be super epic and it will rock your socks. make me famous!!! hahaha.

Asaguare says: Posted 3 months, 1 week ago | Permalink

Haha "Rock me", this will be the 1st one to check when rendering is up.
Yeah, strange thing, these cover copyrights. Meanwhile got 4 popsong remakes and emailed the original author in each case. Only the Bangles manager answered so far- he said, my version shall not sound like the original... well this is relative. Of course it sounds like the original, but I stamped it with my own style, so what? Dunno if he even listened. Honestly, guess nobody's interested in a hobby musician's free and humble crap... these Splice sequencer songs just can't compete against a professional high quality studio production, so it's obvoious: our works can't mess up music market.
However, turned back to my own compositions last week. Nuff remakes done.

Asaguare says: Posted 4 months ago | Permalink

This time I've put hands on a pretty groovy popsong, just to come away from these slow ballads.
Has also a kewl guitar part, so it should meet your gusto... Egyptian Walk.

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